[Geli-Emilie]

Sorry an alle, die nicht englisch sprechen! Aber das Folgende ist es mir doch wert, hier veröffentlicht zu werden!

"Who's On First" -- new version

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name
of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought he's dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the
new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of
the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi ?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi .

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use
a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get
me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars.



Nebenbei: Sindy! Kann es sein, dass die Krankenkasse statt Brustkrebs Flusskrebs verstanden hat? Es soll da schon heiße Schlachten am kalten Bufett gegeben haben, bei denen die Verletzungen kolossal waren.

Mein Mann hat bei der BfA eine Kontenklärung durchgeführt. Nach Vorliegen aller Angaben, Versicherungsnachweisen usw. aus dem gesamten Berufsleben besteht die (ehemalige) BfA auf die Vorlage seiner Geburtsurkunde. Sonst kann die zu erwartende Rente nicht errechnet werden..